News: Raisin Bran Granola and Patriotic Rice Krispies Coming Soon from...
(UPDATE: My review of Raisin Bran Raisin & Honey Granola can be found here!) Oh say can you Krispie? In a new product announcement this week, Kellogg’s provided a sneak peek at three upcoming...
View ArticleReview: Kellogg’s Raisin Bran Raisin & Honey Granola
I’m glad Raisin Bran Granola is here to keep me moving. No, not that kind of moving, though it does boast 24% of my daily recommended fiber per serving. No, I mean moving moving. While I may look like...
View ArticleSpooned & Spotted: Nature Valley Raisin Oat Clusters and Chocolate Oat Bites
Nature Valley’s first three cereals were all delicious. They must have been successful, too, because now we’re getting two more! Raisin Oat Clusters and Chocolate Oat Bites are joining Chocolate Oat...
View ArticleReview: Nature Valley Raisin Oat Clusters Cereal
Raisin bran as we know it needs to evolve. Can Nature Valley’s new Raisin Oat Clusters help bring it from its Cro-Magnon hunch to an upright state? See, bran flakes with raisins is one of cereal’s...
View ArticleClassic Review: Post Raisin Bran Cereal
I’ve been on a long quest to review every raisin bran cereal imaginable, a quest so exhaustive that I bran out of “raisin bran” puns months ago. Wait, guess I had one more in me. Having travelled far,...
View ArticleReview: Kellogg’s Cranberry Almond Raisin Bran Granola
You didn’t think I’d end Thanksgiving week without reviewing something at least tangentially related to Turkey Day, did you? It’s true: the connection between Grandma’s homemade, Thanksgiving dinner...
View ArticleReview: Apple Strawberry Raisin Bran Crunch Cereal
Leave it to Raisin Bran Crunch to bring two of America’s most contentious summer pie flavors together. Seriously: apple pie and strawberry pie’s rivalry is the warm weather equivalent of pumpkin vs....
View ArticleClassic Review: Kellogg’s Raisin Bran Cereal
If keeping up-to-date on new cereals is this website’s main mission, then its side quest is to review every kind of raisin bran available on shelves. To everyone out there who hates raisin bran: I’m...
View ArticleNews: Wild Berry Froot Loops, Banana Raisin Bran, & Vanilla Latte Mini-Wheats!
Speak of the of the damn devil!!My bro over @metfood_nostrand_ave just received a few samples of the upcoming Kellogg’s cereal🙌🏼.. still due out the 2nd or 3rd week in May, but at least now we can get...
View ArticleReview: Kellogg’s Raisin Brain with Bananas Cereal
Donot mess with bananas. I’m convinced that, for a while now, whatever divine, potassium-based organisms control the world’s banana populations, they’re powerful enough to initiate a new, yellower...
View ArticleNews: Vanilla Almond Raisin Bran Crunch is Coming Soon!
Somewhere high above Earth, heavenly bodies are gambling with our breakfast. Once or twice a year, the Raisin Bran sun, with his soul-melting smile, rolls dice using his twin scoops of divine...
View ArticleReview: Vanilla Almond Raisin Bran Crunch
The more time passes, I think the more our society is not just normalizing raisin bran, but celebrating it. Gone are the days of clumsy bathroom humor. Gone is the Seinfeldian slander. And gone are the...
View ArticleReview: Kellogg’s All Together Cereal
Cereal mixology is a topic close to my heart. Granted, I don’t actually mix cereals often—usually when I’m running uncomfortably low on one and/or the other cereal—but the infinite conceptual liberty...
View ArticleNews: Two New Kellogg’s Cereals, Two New Kellogg’s Cereal Bars
While General Mills dropped their entire Early 2021 cereal lineup in one concentrated dump of rendered cardboard, Kellogg’s is sharing their New Year’s offerings in drips & drabs. with each of the...
View ArticleReview: Raisin Bran Toasted Oats & Honey
Give me the opportunity to ideate a new Raisin Bran (Crunch or Otherwise) flavor, and I’ll come back to you with an annotated binder of possibilities, each obscure taste more convoluted and full of...
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